Want to see me have a temper tantrum?

"I have never hated an inanimate object more than I hate this machine [vacuum cleaner]."

That's a quote I read while researching vacuum cleaners. Wow. That one blows me away. I was struck by the truth and raw emotion in that statement--and then I realized I could have written that. It's as though the writer of that review peered into my soul and wrote what he or she saw there. There is nothing--I mean it, nothing--that induces my rage faster than a vacuum cleaner that doesn't work well.