Sad? Look no further.

Ok, seriously, if this link makes your day half as happy as it made mine you will be an extremely delighted person.

I give you, this

How many...

Q: How many Bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?


A: Bloggers won't ever get around to it. They've been really busy and meant to change the lightbulb, but just haven't had the time and life just gets crazy like that, you know?

Ha. I've been too busy obsessing over America's Next Top Model. Oh, shameless trash television, how I love thee! And, since I don't have a TV, I spent the first half of the cycle keeping up with it online. Thus, much of my work day has been spent with ANTM. I even dream about it sometimes!

This is why I can't have my own television. I have no self control and I'm OBSESSIVE.

In addition, my job is sucking all enjoyment out of life and I don't even have the strength to blog. Sad.

BUT, wasps that turn cockroaches into zombies!

And, remember kids, my job is making me miserable!

P.S. Dear Blogger, why does your spellcheck not know the word, "blogger?" Not to mention the complicated word, "blog?" And no, I do not want my correctly spelled "lightbulb" to be replaced by "lustfully," but thanks anyway, you incompetent excuse for proofreading.