Swearing Problems Solved--by me!

Do you swear too much? Drop the "f-bomb" a little too frequently? Well, I have a simple solution. Instead of dropping the 'f-bomb' say "f-bomb."

Here's an example:

Lets say that hypothetically you are still blow-drying your hair when you realize that you are supposed to be in your car already. Normally you would say, "f**k!!!"

Instead, when you look at the clock say, "f-bomb!!!"

Once you've taken that small step of replacing all of your 'f**ks' with 'f-bombs' it will be no problem to then stop swearing completely. Especially when all your friends hear you say, "F-bomb!" after tripping over nothing. Your friends will be soooo supportive of you not saying 'f-bomb' anymore that you won't be able to believe it!