Friday: Now with a hint of food poisoning!
Holy crap, today is the ultimate definition of long and slow. I wrote boring, but then decided to change it because there was some office drama. My work is like a middle school as far as professionalism and communication. During the 'incident' there were doors slammed, and top-of-lungs yelling happened. I haven't seen anyone for over an hour now...maybe I should make sure everyone is still alive. I still have to be here for another 3.25 hours.
Saints preserve me.
Unless of course I do have food poisoning...again. Do you think unopened mayo can go bad if it's kept in a cupboard that gets warm enough to melt my chocolate covered almonds (dammit)? Last time I felt like this was the first weekend I moved in with my roommate and spent the whole weekend vomiting into my trash can. I may never eat Miracle Whip again. Meh....ack. I WILL NOT throw up.
Wow, this is an amazing situation...can my horror of vomit counterbalance the abject misery that is work today? Would I rather vomit, or stay at work? It's one of those exaggerated phrases people use to express distate or hatred. "Ugh, I'd rather vomit..." Oh the dilemma....Would I rather vomit? This is an existential crises folks.
posted by the chocolate milk girl @ Friday, December 16, 2005
2 Comments:
At 12:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
13. I don't own a TV, and don't miss one.
It seems like every time I say something like this, the standard response is, "So...what do you do then?"
Is this such an alien concept to the masses? Is it a generational thing? Are we just that much more awesome than everyone else?
I vote the latter.
At 3:33 PM,
the chocolate milk girl said…
So true...so true. Because, my dear friend, if there is one word to describe us it is most definitely awesome.
(well, there are a lot of others, but some of them aren't as cool as "awesome," so we'll leave them unmentioned.)
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